Monday, January 12, 2009

Anna Wintour meet Fat Bastard....Fat Bastard this is Anna....

hmmmm....makes you wonder doesn't it....who is this mysterious chubby man...who was born out of wedlock.....or maybe he's just overly rotund and unhappy...which gives him his illustrious title....

I'm going to be perfectly frank....Juice brought home with him last night...two fat bastards...actually it was actually very sweet....I was having a less than stellar day...to the point where the Miss. America Pagent organization would have thrown me out on my sequined and tiara wearing ass....so the wonderful and sweet man that he is...decided I needed love and comfort and relaxation in one very special way...by going out and procurring me two fat bastards...He is awesome for remembering my love and adoration for F.B....in whatever kind he comes in...

So last night I had my choice....Shiraz or Chardonnay....(ha.....see...not some hefty hotness with an attitude)....hell...why not both....



And, can I just say....after a couple of glasses of my liquid prozac....I was no longer considered perfect to play Joan Crawford in Mommy Dearest....(NO MORE EMPTY SODA CANS EVERRRRRRRRR)....




Since my mindset was much more clear...and as usually with my few glasses of alchohol...I am a little can we say wired....which was great oh about 7 years ago in college....I could dance on the bar all night and still have energy for the Giro Stand out front...and the After Party at the party house down the street....with only a Taco Bell Mexican Pizza as your perfect hangover cure....


Well...I can only relive the bar dancing in my 29 year old mind....which also lends itself to reliving my love of my ex-career in Fashion...also in my mind....but wait....a light...a beacon...it's ...it's...

POLYVORE....my newest addiction....who needs illicit drugs...when you have fashion (and Fat Bastard of course)


If you have never heard of Polyvore...you must go if you answer yes to ANY of the following questions...


1) Do you take fashion advice from the style trend pages of fashion and popular magazines


2) Do you feel you are pretty adept at putting together an outfit you would say matches


3) Do you like to spend hours aimlessly on the computer...for anyreason...


Polyvore is a place where you can put together your own story board of fashion, celebrity, interior design or even weddings....hell after a few long sessions....You might just be able to get a spot in vogue...and work for ole "Nuclear Wintour" herself....(Wanna learn more about ole Anna... Go HERE



Last night...was a marathon of styling and restyling....oohhh I was in fashionista heaven....gave me my fix...for now....


Can I just say....for the record....I'm still glad I'm a SAHM.....as long as there is polyvore and Fat Bastard at the ready.....(and of course Juice and Pooh...don't want ya to think...)

16 comments:

Mrs. S said...

every once in a while you just need a little help! Even if it is from a Fat Bastard!

Kristin said...

Fat Bastard...yummy...good stuff.

Evolving Mommy Catherine said...

Every mommy needs a night to unwind, I totally know how that goes.

kjamama said...

I'll have to try it! Sounds great. Love you!! :)

Jaden Paige said...

Polyvore sounds awesome! I am checking it out for sure! Thanks for the tip!

CC said...

Bwhahaha! I have to say that although I can say "yes" to the hours on the computer, I have zero fashion sense and zero care. This is why you are better off interacting with me via the internet than in person ;)

On The Verge said...

It stinks that we can't party like college anymore. But, I will take a little party when I can get one. Even if it is just a glass of wine

April said...

Oh...I must try out the FAT BASTARD!!!

Rachael said...

I am a fan of Fat Bastard Chardonnay and have been for a few years now! Good STUFF!!!

I will have to give Polyvore a try though....always looking for something to keep me from doing laundry, washing dishes, scrubbing toilets, etc.

Thanks for the visit to my blog...I will be back to yours very soon :-)

Belle (from Life of a...) said...

Very nice to meet you...thanks for stopping by. I love discovering new blogs and will be back often!

Preston said...

I've never had Fat Bastard wine but I love the name!

Queenie Jeannie said...

LOL! You crack me up!!!

Aubrey said...

I remember the first time I saw "Fat Bastard". I laughed SO hard. Still haven't tried but with a name like that...
Thanks for the link to Polyvore! I definitely will be checking that out!

Megan said...

Never had Fat Bastard. Sounds like I need to try it out. lol

Thanks for visiting me. =)

Janah @ So Not Mom-a-licious said...

I love the wine commentary. The difference between a lush and an alcoholic... I was always wondering which catagory I fell into. SAHM power!

SWC said...

Sadly, we don't get FB in a bottle around here, but I personally know a few FB's that could use some Polyvore help!