Wednesday, April 29, 2009

MCIS


If and when I decide to venture back into the land of the employed...I can say that my time as a Stay at Home Mom....has trained me well in the field of Crime Scene Investigation.....


Exhibit A:


There is a remarkable difference between high velocity splatter and gravitational droplets with regardst to spaghetti sauce.



Exhibit B:


even the smallest of evidence can tell of a major crime: ie: q-tip in the toilet.....leads to crime of the destruction of the bathroom



Exhibit C:


Always trust the evidence....an innocent face....may hide the truth.....


Exhibit D:


Always check in places you may not normally look....guilty parties will try and hide evidence anywhere....ie: sock in the planter.....




I have my resume already written up....as to the crimes I have already investigated and successfully solved.....


Is it strange they all seem to be perpetrated by the same individual.....?


14 comments:

Cindy said...

Haha! you sleuth you :)

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Spaceofgrace said...

Rofl! You snagged me on this post... too funny, and sadly, too true!!!

April said...

The life of a SAHM is serious training.....we should get college credits!

TheSublimeLife said...

You know.... I always wanted to be a cop. Maybe I should afterall? I found my new major! ;)

Carolyne said...

So very true! Awesome post!

Sandy Toes said...

Very true and funny!
sandy toe

Bullfrogs & Butterflies Baby said...

Just stopping by via SITS to say have a Happy Day! LOVE your avatar pic :)

beth said...

too true! the other night, we heard leaking in the dining room. our investigation led us to discover that our oldest had spit a chewed up wad of hot dog in the toilet, which started to overflow, so he threw some towels down, locked the door and got in the shower. when i told him he was never allowed to leave the table with food still in his mouth, he asked me how i knew he did that.

Cindy said...

Hey, what happened to my clicky spot?

Michelle said...

Love it! Thanks for the SITS love!!!

Cindy said...

I saw they did that to the SITS girls. I'm sure it will happen to most of us, sorry!

Prefers Her Fantasy Life said...

LOL. Yes, you are truly multi-talented!

Mommy (That's my name, don't wear it out.) said...

Love it! You are prepared. this was really great!

rockanddrool said...

it makes it much easier when there is only one suspect. justice is served much quicker!!
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