MCIS

If and when I decide to venture back into the land of the employed...I can say that my time as a Stay at Home Mom....has trained me well in the field of Crime Scene Investigation.....

Exhibit A:

There is a remarkable difference between high velocity splatter and gravitational droplets with regardst to spaghetti sauce.

Exhibit B:

even the smallest of evidence can tell of a major crime: ie: q-tip in the toilet.....leads to crime of the destruction of the bathroom

Exhibit C:

Always trust the evidence....an innocent face....may hide the truth.....

Exhibit D:

Always check in places you may not normally look....guilty parties will try and hide evidence anywhere....ie: sock in the planter.....

I have my resume already written up....as to the crimes I have already investigated and successfully solved.....

Is it strange they all seem to be perpetrated by the same individual.....?