Halloween with My Little Stinker

Once there was a stink bug that marched up to a skunk
He said inch per inch I’ve got more stench even though I’m much more shrunk

You prance around with so much pride at the damage you can do
You lift your tail and free a smell that could turn a red rose blue

Just because you’re bigger doesn’t mean your better
Just because I’m lighter doesn’t mean I’m just a feather

one little distant thunder doesn’t always mean bad weather
Your bark is much worse than your bite just like an Irish Setter

The skunk said my little friend those are such strong words
I think you’ll find in a short time that they were absurd

I would bet you’ve never yet been blasted by a skunk
If you had you’d know how bad and long you would have stunk

The stink bug said go ahead and spray me your worst
The skunk turned around, ready to astound, and gave a mighty burst

The stink bug laughed and then he asked “Is that the worst you’ve got?”
When they were giving noses out with stink bugs they forgot