Thursday, January 14, 2010

Hi....I'm Rose Nylund....



There are always those signs that really confirm to not just you...but everyone else around you that you've got a bun in your oven....besides the transition to sexy maternity pants rwwwwrrrrrr or the almost scary way you devour not only your dinner....but your spouses...and still have room for a GINORMOUS hot fudge sundae....oh wait...sorry that's me.....




Well...I have other moments.....my husband calls them my window licker moments....I call them my Ditz Moments....where what I say comes out sounding like I've channeled Luanne from King of The Hill....




Take for instance my conversation with my husband last night....we were talking about the rolling stairs that they use to get off the plane with....well instead I'm calling it a gang plank.....Poor Juice is trying not to bust a gut....but had to interject with an Arrrghhh matey.....just to show me he was listening....






Or the other day we were discussing the finer points of learning how to ski....Now I thought I was being quite instructional with my....




"you pie...then french fry.....pie....french fry....then when you get that...you can french fry all the way down"....




Little did I know that not everyone had MY ski coach at the age of 7.....I received a ....




"Do I get to have Cool-whip or Ketchup with that?"




VERY FUNNY.......




Well at least for the next 6 months I can be the resident Rose Nylund....





Hell...everyone loves Rose.....

6 comments:

Katie said...

LOL! oh, don't you love those pregnancy moments?! ...and I completely understood the pie, french fry bit!

(thanks for stopping by my blog!)

Colleen said...

I LOVE Rose Nylund.

At what point in the pregnancy do those moments start? I've been having a few lately, but I can't tell if they're [unannounced] pregnancy related or just me . . .

BTW, I LOVE the Golden Girls

Mama Michie (aka Michaela) said...

My husband claims that's how he knew I was pregnant... because right away I started having "those" moments. I think my brain cells were taken as soon as the egg started to divide ha!

Shell said...

The gang plank! Arrrgh!

No more babies for me- so what's my excuse for those moments?

Stopping in from SITS.

Lacey said...

i sure do!

Rachel said...

HH and I are trying to get pregnant. Yesterday I spent 45 minutes in Target staring absently into the dollar bins to then find I had dropped my keys somewhere in the store. Another 45 minutes later I had a carton full of stuff I didn't need and still no keys. But I DID get some pregnancy tests. HAHA.