Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Mornings...where's the Sanka...

My Sweet Pooh...

The most wonderful little munchkin man...a mommy could ever have asked for.....

You are so happy go lucky....easy like Sunday Morning.....and 90% of the time smell wonderful like baby powder with hint of maple syrup....

But....do you think...quite possibly...you could help a woman out....I'm sure daddy is really tired of me looking like this in the mornings.....

not a sexy look you say???? Yeah I don't think so either....

And I don't think it's funny when people don't recognize me before 8:00 because I sound like Harvey Fierstein....




You know....it is quite wonderful to sleep the whole night through....really...you aren't missing anything....and who really cares about 3AM informercials......we can just as easily get the point and paint....patch perfect...or the time life oldies collection at 3 P.M...promise....

Now...I understand you and Grandma had a talk...and that part of this is Karma for me waking up every two hours until I was two....but really....I think I've learned my lesson...

So...I think pretty soon...you and I may have to come to a meetingn of the minds....and I warn you....I've been watching WWE...and I've got a few moves up my sleeve....


Just remember...sweet Pooh...I'm in charge of the camera....and mommies don't get angry....we just get even...


and one day you will be dating.....

What was that you say??? You'll try to possibly....just maybe...perhaps.....think about sleeping through the night without any midnight snacks?????

Now is it because of the picture???? The Blue Star is a nice touch wouldn't you say??? No??? You don't like the whole world seeing what your mama does to you???

Well okay....I promise I'll stop taking embarrassing photos....and you promise you'll let me sleep more....

See it's all about compromise.....

You really are the most wonderful little munchkin man....a mommy could ever want.....

(why do I get the feeling tomorrow I'll be looking like a hungover drag queen in curlers again?...Where's the Sanka?)



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21 comments:

Momof3 said...

Forget Sanka...you need the real stuff...Kona baby!

Karol said...

Lol...Your day will come. Soon I hope! ;)

Jamie said...

Hahaha, what a hilarious post and great way to start the morning! I'm feelin' ya too, my littlest munchkin loves her midnight snack and cuddle with mommy! It does go by quickly though :-(

Bethany said...

Too funny!!! What a cute post. I remember those days. Just hang on...it will happen...someday. :)

Michaela said...

I'm still waiting for that day too! I had 1 teaser a few months back, but other than that we are up at 12, 3 and 5. I really, really do feel your pain!

Crazy Working Mom said...

Sleep, it's over rated anyhow! *LOL*
When you become a mom, you lose your right to sleep...FOREVER! heh heh heh
Tisha

The Me/ The Wife/ The Mom said...

LOL....Sanka...I haven't heard the word Sanka since I was a kid! Too funny. Read the happiest baby/happies toddler on the block! It worked for us!

ParentingPink said...

Awww! He's so cute!

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April said...

Oh man....I remember those days! My youngest did not sleep through the night until she was almost 2! Good luck...get a nap today!

ashleefay4806 said...

lol I could not stop laughing reading your post!!

You're right, Moms don't get mad..they get even!
Good luck with the whole sleeping thing..I will be feeling your pain in a matter of days..or weeks? Perhaps years?
You'll just have to read my blog to fully understand what I mean today LOL

Aubrey said...

Too funny! I hope Pooh takes your threat, oops, I mean advice seriously. LOL

Those days are still fresh in my memory. Ugh. Hang in there. It WILL end soon!

Rhonda said...

Too cute! I always remind my kids of those great baby pictures we have ;-) I'm sure your little one will sleep through the night soon!

So Not Mom-a-licious said...

My son and I really disagreed on this also, until he was about 15 months. It all happened late one night (or early in the AM, however you look at it) and Dada and myself were litterally too dog tired to even move. My son cried and we just layed there, and fell back to sleep. And so did the little one. So from that night on, we just started letting him cry and he got the picture after about a week. Believe me, the nights I wasn't dog-tired, it was hard for me. But I now, I am so thankful for those solid nights of sleep!

Cindy said...

Oh, hahahaha! your mom put that curse on you too, huh!

Kristin said...

I haven't slept since 2001. Forget Sanka. All about the Starbucks baby.

Evolving Mommy Catherine said...

Oh, Man I hope is starts sleeping through the night for you soon. Monkey has been giving us a bit of trouble lately and it is driving me bonkers!

Dorothy said...

This was priceless and the photos are so cute..

Dorothy from grammology
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Jeauxdi said...

~*giggle*~
He is too cute!
Hope you both slumber peacfully soon!

kjamama said...

Hahahaha!! What a funny post...I love reading what you write. So funny, but Pooh will sleep thru the nite soon...I know it!

Bee and Rose said...

Super cute blog! Love the whole morning drag queen look! (I look like that even with my coffee!!!)

And anyone who has a picture of Molly Shannon in her superstar pose is a bonafide rockstar in my book! I am now a loyal fan!

Aaron, Amy and Madeline said...

Ohh... I agree... Very very much.